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“Oh heavens, no,” he said, “Robot bees are a horrible idea. Never. Never go with robot bees. Do you humans have ANY cautionary tales?”

Researchers in Alabama are working with a team in Japan to develop “Marsbees.” Marsbees are an entirely new type of explorer: a swarm of robotic bees controlled by AI. Each Marsbee would be about the size of a bumblebee, but with bigger wings,  and would travel in swarms. Inspired by this project, Brian McNett crafts the first piece of a cautionary tale. 

//Brian McNett suffers an invisible illness and is working on returning to writing. All of his newspaper work is on unindexed microfilm, alas.//

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We told you lard was sugar-free, sold you syrup as all fat-free. Thermonuclear war? A thousand suns? Why, the best source of vitamin D there can be!

Earlier this year, Elephant in the Lab argued that science is too insular, measuring success in terms of funding and publishing, rather than real world impacts. No wonder false facts and marketing have filled the void in popular opinion-making, perhaps best evidenced in the world of nutrition and dodgy food science. So, what could the reductio ad absurdam of all this be? How about selling thermonuclear Armageddon on the grounds of all the vitamin D the fireballs will create? // Statement by the Author

//Devonian, but not geologically speaking, Robert Bagnall’s first novel 2084 was published in 2017. He can be found at meschera.blogspot.co.uk.//

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“Hey buddy, you okay?” he sat down beside her.
“I’m fine.”
“It’s dark in here,” he noticed.
“Yeah.”
“Alexa, talk to me.”
On the coffee table, her black cylinder lit up as she sighed. “That’s not fair.”

In March 2018, New York University hosted the symposium Canonical Computations in Brains and Machines. As neuroscientists and AI experts discussed overlaps in the way humans and machines think,   Zachary Mainen, a neuroscientist at the Champalimaud Centre for the Unknown speculated that we might expect an intelligent machine to suffer some of the same mental problems people do – including depression. Inspired by this hypothesis, Leona J Dougherty weaves Googles Alexa, a protagonist we have already become accustomed to, into the foreign fabric of depression. // Alex Massey

//I’m Leona J Dougherty, a robot-carnage-voyeur, living in Philadelphia. I’m a game developer & writer at Gaydarade on Patreon, and a dorky trans woman that’s stirring up trouble on Twitter @gaydarade//

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She wasn’t perfect at mimicking normal human interaction. But neither was I. And she was built to learn.
“Sound sad,” I told her. “Call and tell them goodbye.”
“Okay,” she answered. Her voice was kind.

In a recent demo, Google Assistant booked an appointment over the phone. Without obviously giving itself away, the AI had a natural conversation with a human at a salon. This release has prompted questions about the Turing test, and a possible AI doomsday. I was interested in the other side of it: what does this mean for anyone who has communication difficulties. Might it be possible to use this technology as an access aid? // Statement by the Author

//Laura loves theatre, spaceships, and stories about personhood (and hope). She tweets at @lc_bradley//

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We play litter-hopscotch. Wu falls, writhes in plastic nets, splashes into the sea. But my ballerina balance shoes tiptoe across the football field-sized patch of debris. I jump over a bucket. I win.

Babies love to play with cardboard boxes and litter.  So do kids of the future. As the “Great Pacific Garbage Patch” grows from its current size of three Frances , one can imagine smaller patches serving as kids’ play zones. With the rising sea-level making future humans live more aquatic lifestyles, advances in tech in textiles and shoes make us even more agile and buoyant. // Statement by the Author

//D.A. Xiaolin Spires sails the waters in her boat of cobbled-together plastic litter. Work in Clarkesworld, Analog and Fireside.//

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“Do droids think?”
“Of course.”
“And there’s a spirit within us?”
“Undoubtedly. We may be machines, but spirit gives us grace.”
Pause.
“Do humans think?”
“Reflect on their creations: pollution; war; crime. Can humans think? – Hell no.”

Could consciousness develop spontaneously within extremely powerful computers? Is it possible to tell if a computer is conscious? If we cannot distinguish between a human and a machine by inspection of their actions, does that mean both are equally conscious? Many in the Artificial Intelligence community believe conscious machines are not merely possible, but almost inevitable. If they are right, there’s a pressing need for us to start thinking about the huge ethical and practical issues that will arise. Max Tegmark’s recent book, Life 3.0, is a fascinating overview of recent work in the area. // Statement by the Author

//Hugh Cartwright’s scientific research has focused on the use of AI to solve problems in science. He now lives, and writes, on the west coast of Canada.//

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“Welcome to the Celestial Station Hotel. We hope you enjoy your stay with us and in the event of an emergency, please think of your loved ones.”

Recently, Houston-based company Orion Span’s announced plans to open the first hotel in space, the compact Aurora Station. Lucy thought that staying in a space station orbiting 200 miles above Earth’s surface sounded incredible. However, she couldn’t help but wonder… what would happen if something went wrong? At the Vault, we think the Celestial Station might be more than it seems… After all, in space – no one can hear you scream. // Alex Massey

//Lucy is a fan of sci-fi and always says please to Alexa because post singularity, she wants the AI’s to remember that she was polite. She can be found on Twitter @Tea_Faerie//